Can't Think Of A Perfect Title For This....

I'm talking about last Saturday. I was in this "bengkel " thing for my motorcycle license. God!!! For those who have wanted to go for bengkel on Saturdays and Tuesdays, here's what I'm gonna tell you all..................................... DON'T EVER DO THAT EVEN IF YOUR GRANDMOTHER IS DYING TO SEE YOU GET A DRIVER'S LICENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wow, that was harsh! Haha...... But this is no laughing matter, in the package the government gave to us, it says "6 hours modul". Trust me, this is not true. I reached the station at about 8 o'clock and the stupid course ended at 4.30 p.m. Man, you call that 6 hours? More like 8! And, the motorcycles there were like shit!!! Although they regularly overhaul them, trust me, you will not want to put your life under custody for riding on them. The brakes on my bike was creepy, it was very very strong, and I received no warning about it. I went through the entire course in gear 3( which is kinda fast), and by the end of the course, I looked like a belly dancer. Man! Everytime I step on the brakes, the damn thing stopped immediately. My waist endured constant suffering from that one. I walked like a snake after the training, with my waist twitching to the sides of my body. It was absolute hell!!!(Luckily I have quite a thick layer of fat around my waist, otherwise my hip bones will gonna look like they got run over by a truck!) Well, that's it. What's the moral of the story? Go learn driving in Singapore, they offer better motorcycles.Hahaha...

Getting Very Furious With Stuff!!!

As the title suggests, I'm very very angry right now. Today, I was delighted that I finally went for my "Ujian Undang-undang". ( It's something to do with my driving license.) But things came to a full turn when I had to wait 3 hours just to sit down in front of a wrecked out old computer nd click some stuff. When I reached the "Pusat Ujian", there were almost a trillion people lining up just to sit for the stupid test. My instincts told me that this is gonna be hell of a long wait, BUT I DIDN'T EXPECTED TO WAIT FOR 3 PAINFUL HOURS!!!!!!!!!!! After all the waiting, I went into the "secret room" and did my test, I felt like I was in Antartica in that room. They didn't realy know how to adjust the temperature of the air-conditioner. Oh god, I came out about 10 minutes later with my results and a whole body of frozen meat! Luckily, I passed! Got 42 out of 50. I don't know how I got that score since I didn't even study for the test. Well, I think that's all for today. Later.......

Goodbye To The Old Bad Things

Wow! It's finally over. My hardwork for two consecutive years with no happiness has come to an end. HURRAY!!! I'm talking about SPM by the way. Now that it's all over, I kinda miss the studying, the tension in the exam hall, numerous nonsence taught by teachers and stuff. Well, during SPM, we did had some fun.( I meant the students in St. David's High School. Malacca, Form 5 students especially) During Additional Maths exam, there's one Malay lady, around her 30's, quite skinny and had a very bad reputation on her English pronounciations. She was the invigilator in my class. The exam went pretty fine until the time for her to collect our papers. At first, she said " Put down your pens" in a very weird way ( You know with the Malay accent !) . Then she said it again, this time I didn't hear it quite right and I heard " Please pull down your pants"!!! Oh my god, Wen Ching actually looked down , towards his pants and then he looked towards me, laughing, gaggling and stuff. Well, it was funny allright but she didn't know that she said it so weirdly. After that, about 10 seconds later, she said" PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR ANSWERS ARE BLANK!" I was like WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT! Wen Ching,who was drinking some water from his bottle that time gagged and sped all the water in his mouth back into the bottle, urgggh!!!
Ok, let's go on to other stuff. The day after SPM, I went for some whipped out shit called "Kursus KPP" at MSDC. It was pure shit during the course! That stupid course cost me 5 hours from my precious life. Well, nevermind at least I've done the course and I'll never do it again. Why bother putting this course into my driving package ?!! I think the ministry just wants to make some extra cash. Oh, look at the clock, it's kinda late, so I'll stop now! Chow!!!

Time Is Running Out!

As the title suggests, it's 2 more weeks till SPM. Holy Hell!!! ( How can hell be holy?!, haha....) Well, the point is I'm not fully prepared for this exam yet. During this Raya holidays, I didn't study, in fact I played Counter Strike. Oh God ! Once my sister finished her PMR, I've been playing games like she did, not even studying. It's like the interest in studies inside of me have completely vanished. For anybody out there who have any tips on how to study properly, I'm urgently acquiring your help!!! Chow for now!!!

Raya Holidays

Haha..... It's the time of the year again, where the Malays make ketupats and rendang . Parents will give their children the so-called 'green' pau. That's right, it's Hari Raya again in the lovely country of Malaysia. While other people get to have fun during Raya, the SPM candidates suffer in silence.................... Wait, I don't mean silence, it's like suffering in HELL!!! Since I did not fair in my trials, it's time to work exceptionally hard now. I believe all of us would take this time to study like mad! This nervousness, excitement, and dreams of the days after SPM are kinda boiling inside of me. I felt like getting this exam over as quick as possible, but I don't want to fail badly in it. My brain and soul can hardly contain all of these mixed feelings inside.Hah.............. I think that's all for today. And to my Malay friends, Selamat Hari Raya!!!

Dilema.......

Ha, ha..... Finally, I get to sit in front of my pc, and most importantly, I get to blog again! Last week, my pc almost went up in smoke after I turned the switch on. Well, nothing serious, just a burnt fuse. So, I got numerous so-called "complains" from my friends saying that I didn't update my blog and stuff! Time just went out so fast, SPM is only a month away!!! That's very very..... I mean very fast!!! My trials are nothing but pieces of junk, I didn't get A1 for my Chemistry( which is my favourite subject), got B for BM, and got another A2 for Add. Maths....... Oh God, how am I going to pass my SPM!!!??? I mean there will be no problem passing, but it's the matter of how many As I 'm getting! Hah, I'm getting kinda frustrated here.......... Nevermind, wait for my other posts. Chow!!!

Trials, trials, and trials

Spm trial exam is just a week away!Ahhhh.......... God, that's really, I mean reeeeeaaaaally fast. I haven't finished my studies yet, besides English, BM, Maths and Add. Maths, everything else are just not in my mind yet. What I meant is that I haven't finish studying the rest yet!!! Well, to all people out there, if you all know any speed studying or "easy studying"tips. Please don't hesitate to drop me a comment anytime soon, ok! Thank you!!!

St. David's Championship

On this particular day, we had (i mean our class) 4 periods free to ourselves. So, what else,........MAIN LAH!!! We started off quite ok with Kai Loon almost kicking the ball out of the building. Then Aaron came in. Haha..........He was like a monster, I mean he can really play but he's just vicious during the game. A few minutes after that, the ball got out of reach and it went down (and i mean 4 storeys down), it landed right in front of Hassan a.k.a Janggut!!! Bloody hell, he asked us to go to his office but luckily he saw me by the wall only, not the others. The stupid Way Ming took our Malaysian flag and waved it right beside me when Hassan was looking up! I almost killed him, he don't even know when is the time to stop being funny!Then, our heroes, Rasyidi and Aaron went down to see Hassan. We waited for them upstairs, hoped that they will be allright. After that, they came out and pretended that they got hanged.....ooops, sorry, it's "gantung" for 3 days. We almost fell for it when Aaron told us that they were ok, no actions were taken!!! Haha.... It was pure relieve for all of us. Well, that's it and there's nothing else to write now, chow!

Continuation Of The Previous Post

It's the pictures for now! Enjoy!!! Remember, I posted this a few weeks later, so just stick to it.And not forgetting the glorious night, it was awesome, I think I have a post about prefects' night right?! Well, nothing much more.

Funny Stuff!

Nice, nice, it's 2 of my friends during prefects' nite this year. I post this video a little late because I'm having some problems with the net. So, enjoy!!!

Extremely Bored

Today, I skipped school because of a very ,very good reason. It's the retirement of Mr. Tan Lai Ae a.k.a Botak(That's bald headed in Malay). He is easily the worst teacher in the glorious school of St. David's. Well, second is of course Pn. Ho Ying Peng. Isaac, if u're reading this, please don't tell ur mama!!! Haha... Plus, I remembered the day Botak taught us Add. Maths last year, it was pure chaos!!! He taught us Chapter 2( Quadratic Equations) in just a period. That's 20 minutes. Wow, I hope that there are other teachers out there who can teach just that fast. Sadly, none of us knew what he was talking about!!! Talking about teaching, that kind of teaching is just crap. There's no wonder the scholars in Malaysia today are mostly unemployed. Besides that, I've recently listened to Elliott Yamin's "You Are The One", it was phenomenal. To all Elliott's fans out there, this particular song can beat "Wait For You". Seriously, it'a that good!!! With his soaring vocals, I don't know why he didn't win American Idol last year. Ok, that's enough about Elliott Yamin. Let's talk about Merdeka Day. Merdeka, merdeka!!! Haha...... It's the big day again. All the races are gonna take the day off to decorate stupid floats and walk around waving at people like hulligans. Can't they just let robots to do the job?! Haih...... It's 2 more months to SPM, and the pressure is building inside of me non-stop!!! After SPM, I will get to blog more often. I'm also free because I'm not chosen for National Service. Hurray!!! Well, that's all folks, hope to find time to blog. Adios!!!

Reviews

Went to MBO yesterday. Watched Ratatouille, it's awesome! It's about a rat that wants to cook and a boy who knows a shit about cooking. It's just nice, worth watching and fun too. I'm looking forwaerd to watch Rush Hour 3. That will not be anytime soon since I gotta study, study and study for SPM. That's all!

Nothing To Do

Today, I woke up pretty early compared to other days. Well, I was forced to study because the stupid SPM exam is just around the corner!!! My mom was like a mean machine, pushing me to study, study, and study. That's just crazy! I even argued and sacrifised my time cleaning the tortoise container just to use my PC. Cleaning was supposed to be my sister's job!!! I have tuition tonight too. So, I barely have time to relax. Luckily I'm watching Ratatouille( check the spelling) tomorrow, it's that "rat being a cook" movie. LAME!!! I'm currently experiencing very intense stress! What to do, exams coming!!! That's all for today, will blog later!Bye!!!

Prefects' Nite

Wow, its been like 5 years of being a prefect. Finally it's time to go! I write this a few days late just for the sake of it, yeah just for updating my blog. Well, that night was really awesome! The food was better than what I've expected(ha ha). Took 3 plates of rice, cakes and a bowl of Tomyam soup(yummy). After that, it was time for the performances, it ran very smoothly though. I gotta give full marks for the slide shows. They're great, I wondered how they got my photos when I was still a baby. Later that day I found out that my sis had sent them to Li Ting( the current head prefect). Luckily they didn't put my naked baby photo on the slide!!! Then, it was party time, danced with a couple of girls and had fun. Well, that's all folks, be ready to hear from me next time. Gotta go now!!

Reviews And Arguments

Sad Day

Yo folks. Today I don't feel quite well. Reason? My million dollar anglefish DIED!!! I woke up today and found her floating, tummy up, LIFELESS ! Gotta clean the tank and wash everything that's in there to prevent further virus attacks to other fishes. Well, to anyone out there who knows quite a alot about having fishes as pets, I need your help here. That's it.

Harry Potter Day

Hello folks. Got to blog again! Well, as the title suggests, today I'll be watching Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix. I started my day quite late today - woke up at 10.30, which is highly unusual(normal time ranges from 8 to 9 , not later). Ate half-boiled eggs for breakfast(yummy), high protein breakfast it is. After that, went for BM tuition at En. Roslan's. I did learn quite much today about the stuff that I need to pass for my SPM. Then, played some PC games while waiting till 5.30. Father brought us to Melaka Mall , MBO(I don't know what's that stands for though). Then, bought a large popcorn, some drinks and off we went. For you people that haven't watch this movie, it's great. I guaranty you it will be your movie of the year. Personally, I do! For Harry Potter fans out there, you won't miss Harry teaching all those high level or should I say advanced magic. You'll also get to see Aurors, Dementors and even Death Eaters fighting around(I mean fighting with Harry and the good guys, not among themselves!)Well, the whole point is that it was a great experience watching this particular movie. Ok, that's it people! After that, we came home and here I am, blogging.Chow!!!

Semi-Retirement Day

Wow! I've been looking forward to this day for almost a year!!! Notice the significance of this particular day, it's been keeping Form 5 prefects including DCOs(Duty Commanding Officers)waiting too.Well, today is the Annual General Meeting for the prefects board of St. David's High School. Today is officially THE retirement day for Form 5 prefects (excluding me of course because I need to guide the new board towards stardom, hehehe! That is why I call this a semi-retirement day for me and 7 other topboards!)Well, I started school pretty gloomy today. As usual, alarm clock rang at 5.40 but woke up at 6.10. Got ready for school and off we went!!! Duty(actually the so-called last prefectorial duty) was quite............exciting, I must say.Every single prefect in the school were like bitten by a joybug or something, they were all happy during duty for the first time! Well, that's quite a change, I mean real drastic change. Then, after duty, got back to class and started off the boring hours of school with...........................................................................................................................................................
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......................ehem............a class-football match!!! :p. Our Moral teacher was absent, so we played our hearts out! After that, in English class, Ms. Sheikh( the right way to pronounce it is sh -ik, .........not.... shit!!!) returned our composition books and I got only 38 out of 50. Can you imagine that??!!! Well, as low as it gets, I got quite a funny comment! Ms. Sheikh wrote that I have a cool sense of writing. Very smooth and so-called stylish!!! Bloody hell, if it's so good, why don't give me a 48 instead!! There goes a saying : Teachers=Freaks!!! But not all teachers are that way, that's a good thing! Then, nothing much until AGM. It went quite smoothly as expected. The prefects are acting quite well, as what I've seen; well everybody were happy except a few tough-nuts. Ate a small packet of rice-vermicelly and it tasted like rubber. Those even looked like rubber bands, yew!!! Well, after that, I went back and started blogging. So, that's it, basically what I did today. I still hope that I can update my blog as frequently as possible! Chow...........!

Welcome To My Blog

Now that I finally got blog, I hope that I find enough time to manage it. This hectic schooling life is killing me softly. Well, just wanna say that welcome to my blog, I'll try to update it as frequently as possible. And , you can expect some interesting jokes and stuff here as well, so please check out this blog from time to time. For my first ......ah..............let's call it an interesting joke....., here it is............After reading this thingy here, don't call me a sexist ok, because I'm not!

Prove that girls are evil :

1. To have a girl, you need time and money, so...

Girl = Time x Money

2. There's a saying called "Time Is Money" from some freak philosopher..., so...

Girl = Money x Money
= Money squared

3. There's also a universal saying that goes " Money Is The Root Of All Evil"....., so...

Girl = the square root of money squared
= the square root of "evil" squared
= evil

Therefore, girls = evil.

That's it folks. Enjoy! But for those who don't understand a thing, well .........it's nice to know you!!! hahahaha. Gotta go now, bye!