The Egg Boy

Today is Tuesday... It's 26th of August... It's the day where a guy finally turns into...ermm...( I can't say 'a man' because he's only 17)... a 17 year old guy!!! LOL... Yeah, that's right people, all rise as this is the most prosperous day of the week, the day where this guy becomes a lil' bit taller, a lil' bit bigger in size( Will never ever happen, a stick will always remain a stick), and a lil' wiser... Yes people!!! It's Sailesh's birthday!!! Happy Birthday Sailesh!!!
First of all, let me do a brief unofficial introduction... Sailesh a.k.a brains on a stick ( oopss... don't kill me Sailesh... That's what you are...) is a freaking genius. He's one of the best students in class, if not the best, because there are also many brainy people in my class( that includes you too Chia Ren, don't ever pretend you don't know!And then give me the finger a matter of seconds later k!!!)
Sailesh is also very very muscular( ehem...), he has claimed himself to be the next Sazali a.k.a Mr. Universe...( You know, this is the guy with a big body and a small head)... This future Sazali has been using my dumbbells since...ermm...god knows when. He has the physique that can kill, the muscle that bulge like hills, and the brains to go with it... He is also a very good badminton player... I think everyone knows that... What a deadly combination!!! Actually, Mr. Sai here is a nice humble guy besides being too hardworking... Anyone wanna know his daily routine??? OK! This guy sleeps at almost 2 every night, wakes up at 6.30 every morning despite the fact that classes don't start that early, studies from 6.40a.m till 7.40a.m, then studies again after class, continue studying after dinner, which is from approximately 8p.m to 2p.m... See what I mean???!!! This is too hardworking people!!! Even I need extra conformation to settle the fact that he is a human being...
OK... Besides all that, I don't think anyone will have doubts about the wonders he can do with his studies right?! So I,m not going to further elaborate on that... Let's move on the the title of the post... Let the story begin... muhahahaha...
It was chilly as the cool wind blows like sea breeze into our hostel rooms... Well, yeah, I'm talking about last night... It was about 10 at night when Chia Ren a.k.a my boss (without a doubt another smart a**) came to my room. He was bored and had nothing to do, so he decided to come my room to have some chat... We talked about Statistics' questions and... guess what... Sailesh's study routine!!! Lol... That is when we decided to go and disturb him in his room... As Chia Ren opened my door, we saw Sailesh already, strolling along the corridor like what he's used to doing for the past few months after too much of studying... What a coincidence!!! He then came to my room and we talked and talked until Avin( another big boss of mine... P.s: I have many bosses as I'm working in many companies...LOL) send me a message on MSN about Sailesh's surprise birthday party... When I first got the message, I was blur a little as I was totally out of the plan and I don't know what was going on... After some time , I got to know that Sailesh's birthday is coming very soon, in a matter of minutes, that is... I shut the screen straight away as the the guy was in my room, talking to Chia Ren... Luckily he didn't see anything... Then, Santhi( another brainy girl in class) sent me a message asking me about Sailesh's condition and asking me to bring my scissors at the same time( You guys know what was on my mind?! This guy is gonna celebrate his birthday soon and what are they going to do with a pair of scissors? Are they gonna cut something of his off????!!! )...
These guys came up with a plan that Santhini( I don't know if that's spelled correctly) and Pun......nitha( LOL) have lost their phones, and they were asking Sailesh to find the phones with his torchlight!!! How brilliant... I brought Sailesh to the place where we were supposed to meet(one of INTI's basketball courts)... They were there, as planned. Punitha was crying( of course... it's all acting) because of the fact that she 'lost her phone'... Sailesh started to have doubts as the situation gets a lil' bit out of hand... He actually thought that we were tricking him to step out of INTI-UC( warning: this action is strictly prohibited by Sailesh's dad!)... I hanged on the best I can and I need someone to stab my leg to keep myself from laughing...
Seconds passed and there was a light... Yeah! The light... I saw the light...Sailesh saw the light... Everyone saw the light... Does this means that we're dying??? The light was getting brighter and brighter.... OMG!! We're gonna die!!!
Aiyo, no lah, it's just Avin and the gang carrying Sailesh's birthday cake with candles lit on top of it, ascending the stairs... LOL!!! Sailesh saw that and was a lil' bit surprised... But the cake nearly went upside down and the fire on the candles were out. The whole place was dark again... Haizzz... I was speechless... I seriously thought that Sailesh's cake will be on the floor...
Guess what after that?! Photo time!!! Punitha, Santhi, Santhini, and Punitha were the first persons to have a group photo with the birthday boy... As Sutesh was about to take the lovely picture, something totally unexpected happened...
Yes! You've guessed it, it's on the title... They cracked eggs on Sailesh's head!!! Hehe, everything there was like... ermm... very...... eggy?? Haha, everywhere smelled of eggs... It was a little disturbing to see the birthday boy covered in byproducts of chicken reproduction...LOL! Well, we had the cake and it was good, I don't know where they bought it but it was good... After that, we went back to our rooms after a few pictures... Imagine what poor Sailesh have gone through yesterday night... Washing and washing and washing...
Well, that's it folks, till next time, see ya!!!

Reverse Inspiration

Anybody heard about this before? Well, I derived this term from my big numbing mind here. Well, Mel, this is your post.... Ok!!!???
Everybody, this post is entirely dedicated to my dear friend, Melanie Oh. I'm sure people in STSD know her. Yeah yeah, very popular lah... She's been the girl that had dated numerous guys that people can't think off, these ranges from Hans, Wang Shyun Cheng, Raymond Yeow....... and many more that I can't think of at this moment... LOL! Well, some of these people are real, but some are just rumors, its' up to you guys to decipher and deviate the truth... This girl was also famous for her show-stopping body, she has the height and the likes to be a model( Friends out there should know what I mean)...
Guys out there, I know many of you wanna date her and even have her as your girlfriend, but the thing is...... she's taken. LOL! The lucky guy is my good friend too, he's not to be messed with, he's not to be fondled with, he is the ever quick fencer, the one that can strip you off your boxers if you come too close to his blade... Haha, yes of course... He's Ruihan. Mel's one and only sweetheart. One of them is in Malaysia and the other one in Singapore... Imagine that, even I can't go on with a long distance relationship like that... This kinda thingy defines the term people!!! Danielle baby, even with you in KL making me miss you so much... Wanna meet you soon...
OK! Let's move on to the meaning of this title. Melanie have never blogged before... She started only last week... But if anyone of you wanna check out her blog, it's in my links... So better go check out and comment! I won't be surprised that her blog will win your heart in a matter of seconds... This had inspired me to blog better. Look at this thing here, it's been around for a while, but it's like a zombie blog... Half alive and all... So, this is what I meant by reverse inspiration. According to Mel, she said I inspired her to start a blog, however, she managed her blog very very nicely. So, now, she inspired me to keep my blog alive...
Well, folks, that's it. Mel... This is the post you were asking for,happy now???!!!

Relief....

Greetings, readers of this undead blog or should I say the devoted people who finds the time to read everything that's in this big head of mine. Well, I thank you. I've been blogging for quite some time now and only recently I've found out that they are actually people reading my blog!!! They even leave comments... Thank you again!
It's Saturday today and it's the second week of my 'long' semester break...(Well, yeah, it's my last day here...). During this 'tremendously ample' holidays, I've been reading, sleeping, playing and finally( Let's not forget the factor that makes me who I am....)eating of course... We've gone to Penang for my mum's convocation in USM( Do never say that it's too old to graduate ok...). We took a freakishly long 6-hour drive and it was like hell!!! The trip on a land moving vehicle was a mistake, should have flew there( Better, faster, and more comforting, but the sad thing is money don't grow on trees.LOL) During the excruciatingly boring and mind numbing drive there, we've passed infinite numbers of trees, and not forgetting the limestone hills somewhere in Ipoh. Well,lets move on and put things on fast forward...
We've reached Penang after like 6 hours of infinite boredom. The first thing we ate there was the famous Penang fried kuay teow. Everything was nice and freaking scrumptious except that it's also freaking expensive... Imagine that, RM5.50 for a small plate, 6.50 for medium and 8 bucks for a large one... My dad's wallet took a serious dent from the lunch as we payed RM 32 for a lunch which consisted of very little fried kuay teow... We weren't even slightly full after that... Had no choice but to get something at Dunkin' Donuts later...
The convocation was....... I don't know.......... boring..??? Well, something close to that... It was merely the act of the pro-chancellor( that's what they call the 'big guy') giving certificates to graduates repeating over and over again.* Tell me this is not boring* After that, we spent the rest of he day traveling around the small state. Nothing much to say about that though...
Well, lets get to what my title suppose to mean... Relief...
I got my results... It wasn't what I hoped for... But the good side to it is that I PASSED MY MPW EXAM!!! I'm relieved now that I don't need to resit the same lame subject during the next semester... Hurray!!! One more thing I'm happy about is that I passed the percentage margin for my scholarship... It means that I'm still going under scholarship... Hurray!!! again...
Well, that's basically all lah... Till next time, chow...
*This post was intended to be before the reverse inspiration post so please read this post first ok??!!!*

I'm Done...

Yay!!! It's finally over! My first semester in INTI-UC is over and I'm liking it... It's the semester break now and I just got home on Saturday. Unlike everybody else who have no worries on their minds, I have a growth, a tumour of guilt, and a shadow of self-hate deep in the dark corner of my head... Because of all the leisure, and because of all the unnecessary entertainment that I have had before the semester exams, I think I might lose my merit scholarship that I have acquired from INTI-UC. And that's not the end to it, I'm sure I would resit my Malaysian Studies for the next semester... This is due to my bad performance in class( tests, quizzes, e.t.c) which have pulled my course work down to where the dinosaurs laid.... 31.2 out of 60.. Imagine that. I have nothing else to say about that as I screwed up during my exams on that particular subject... Then, let's move on to Chemistry...
Chemistry exams was on last Tuesday... I dreaded this particular paper from before so I kept on revising for Chemistry during the week before exams... However, I got freaking sick on Monday, which is the day before the Chemistry paper!!! I felt like I would die anytime that day and worst of all, I had no time to study and thus no last preparation made also... WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS???!!! Why??? Why was I sick on that particular day??? And on top of that, I lost my singing voice!!! This is due to my cough after the fever on Monday, and it's still not cured!!! What would you feel if your personal greatest asset have been taken from you.... forever??? However, I'll try my best to regain my voice this coming Sunday as I would get some vocal treatment from my coach...
OK OK OK OK!!! I'll lose all that negativity now! Well, I'm happy that it's the semester breaks now and I'll get my deserved rest as much as possible. I think that's it folks... Till next time, chow...